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stick a shovel up my ass
stick a shovel up my ass by House-elf December 10, 2010
Swedish Shovel-Up
When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.
Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.
Swedish Shovel-Up by garrysoon March 23, 2010
word em up on the shovel
word em up on the shovel by Sconley September 6, 2008
OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019
objects i have shoved up my arse
a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
objects i have shoved up my arse by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020
OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos
OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020
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