Shovel-Up

A night of drug snorting such as cocaine, MDMA etc

Last night me and the wife had a proper shovel-up

by Hughezy October 27, 2016

Swedish Shovel-Up

When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.

Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.

by garrysoon March 23, 2010

stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

by House-elf December 10, 2010

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

by Olivia123 November 11, 2007