shove off

The Canadian equivilant of get lost.

Shove off you hoser

shove off by MTCaptain August 13, 2006

Shave / Shave Off 

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

1 - " I shaved off my meeting this morning "
2 - " I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in "

Shave / Shave Off by M Long / T Holmes October 5, 2004

shave off 

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.

1 - "I shaved off my meeting this morning."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."

shave off by lrlizribeiro May 25, 2017

shovel snow off the moon 

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

shovel snow off the moon by Matty O December 25, 2007

Off Shore Drilling 

(Verb) the action of taking a shit in a woman or mans mouth while they are laying down...then getting on top of them and begin fucking their face...resembles off shore drilling due to the fact they are drilling through mud. If one ejaculates while drilling he can yell out "I've struck it rich!" then ejaculate in the eyes of the shit mouthed person..

i was so trashed last night at the bar so i brought home this war-pig and decided to do some off shore drilling. and yea i struck it rich!

Off Shore Drilling by R to the izzo B to the 40 September 12, 2009

Turns off Stove 

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.

Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

Turns off Stove by The_thee_theee April 2, 2017

shit off a shovel 

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.

shit off a shovel by Slangboy January 6, 2006