Very Fast.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to
load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not
stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with
steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his
bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is
fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a
well greased shovel.