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Nigerian shoulder pads 

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.
I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads 

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump
She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026