shoulder pads 

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.

shoulder pads by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009

shoulder pads 

80's 'fashion'!?

Tina Miller

shoulder pads by Alison Leighton July 31, 2003

Nigerian shoulder pads 

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

Nigerian shoulder pads by spooncult April 4, 2009

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads 

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022