shotbutt
shotbutt by HumbleAdonis July 7, 2015
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shitbutt
shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.
the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
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Today I saw SHITBUTT (The Cat With Turds Stuck To Its Ass!) jump on the hood of a car and smear its shitass all over it.
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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