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shot glass 

1. (n) a small glass container, typically 1.5 US fl oz, used to serve hard liquor.

2. (n) a woman who is so uptight and self-righteous that her vagina is no larger than a shot glass, and about as comfortable to fuck.

See also: blue balls
(1) Hey hand me that shot glass of Patron, I'm about to get wild!

(2) Another Christmas party with Shot Glass? Damn, hand me the Patron!
shot glass by malfunctioning box October 11, 2010
Words you can keep

shot glass 

A small, typically glass, cup-like drinking instrument used to take "shots" of strong liquids such as liquor, whiskey, or espresso. Often decorated with words, pictures, engravings or inlaid metal. Some are also made out of metal, clay, or plastic.
I'll take two shots of Jack Daniel's, bartender.
shot glass by skateVA93.9 December 27, 2004

shot glass 

n. - A precise tool used to measure one's ability to hold one's liquor.
Lou and Mike were having a contest last night; they just kept on downing shot glasses full of booze until finally Mike just passed out. Wow, Lou is really the man.
shot glass by TJCapSix September 27, 2005

shot glass 

To call first shot of the night at a party or bar. Resembles the world shot gun. Can be a negative or positive thing.
Example #1: As soon as we step in the door John calls shot glass.

Example #2: John: "Shot glass!"

Mickey: "Can you believe that tool just called shot glass?"

J.D.: "I know. Who does that anymore? What a noob.
shot glass by RootOfAllEvil September 3, 2009

Texas Shot Glass 

the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.
Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.
Texas Shot Glass by grubdog November 13, 2019

Vampire Shot Glass 

A menstrual cup, which is a medical-grade silicone device some women use to collect menstrual blood. Cups generally hold 1 ounce of fluid, the same volume as a standard shot glass. This nickname follows the logic of the nickname for tampons, vampire tea bag.
Suzie excused herself to the bathroom to empty her vampire shot glass since she was on her period.
Vampire Shot Glass by Undead_q October 19, 2015

Boston Shot Glass 

When a bloke jizz's into a shot glass and then inserts in in her vagina
Hey Luke, I just gave your mum a boston shot glass, can I have the my glass back??
Boston Shot Glass by Fidy Quid August 7, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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