short jorts

Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.

Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."

by Kyle Kiz February 4, 2009

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021