shootertard 

A person whose overplaying of first person shooter video games has significantly reduced their capacity for video games that require thinking.

Good role-playing games are a dying breed because of all the shootertards.

shootertard by BunnySlayer August 7, 2009

Showertard 

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

Showertard by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008

Scootertard

A person who tries to enter the motorcycle culture while riding a scooter.

Did you see that idiot park his scooter next to Bob's Harley? He is such a scootertard.

Scootertard by pfudd August 14, 2009