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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019

Shookething 

A next level version of being fabulous and amazing
Human1: Oh my god that was amazing

Human2: That is shookething
Shookething by Abiisfabulous May 19, 2018

shookening 

when something causes you to be shook, it is shookening
Troye and Tyler kissing was shookening.

shootering 

When one group of people shoots another
Hey man, did you see the shootering that happened in derry?
shootering by sromer February 29, 2020

snookering

The contact that occures in pornographic videos when two men place their penis in the same hole of a recipent at the same time. The act of two cocks rubbing together while engaged in sexual acts.
Dude that porn was fucked up! Thats what snookering is, sick!
snookering by Trescero por vida. October 19, 2007