A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.
There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).