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shockmasta 

anyone who has mastered the art of the shocker
Man, Two in the pink, one in the stink...but wait maybe I switch it around cuz I'm a shockmasta!
shockmasta by tristan phillips November 25, 2007
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shockmaster 

to make an outrageous debut and fail in the process of debuting.
Fred Ottman pulled the quintessential shockmaster when his mask fell off while falling through the broken wall.
shockmaster by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

Sockmaster 

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster
Sockmaster by R8586N January 19, 2021

slockmaster 

Derived from the term "slock" or "slocking" which in this case refers to the act of spearing an animal (characterized by the satisfying sound of a spear or arrow slicing through flesh), "Slockmaster" an occupation absolutely rocked by Tim Wells, The American Slockmaster, refers to the mastery of the act of slocking.
Look at the way he speared that deer, what a slockmaster!
slockmaster by RubyCalMG October 12, 2021

Suckmasta 

Proper Noun
Familiar - Suckmasta Flex

1) One of many terms applicable to rebellious, yet failure prone Atheist youth of Indian desent.
1) You fail Suckmasta.
2) You go Suckmaster Flex, show them scrubs how to suck it up.

Shockstar 

A performer whose has made a successful career from lyrics, performances, or visuals with high shock value. (Eminem, Lady Gaga, Marilyn Manson.
Lady Gaga's performance at the 2009 VMA's was in typical shockstar fashion.
Shockstar by jallendutton March 2, 2010

sporkmasta 

Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.
Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW
sporkmasta by Tommy February 27, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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