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Shutted up

The act of shutting your fucking mouth in the past tense firm
The sophomores shutted up because we, juniors, hate them and we made them.
Shutted up by Blondie_xoxo February 24, 2015
When you nut and sneeze all over your dick.
i got the flu and i just snutted my boi.
Snutted by Booty crusher May 6, 2018

Shnitted 

verb. When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants.
My supervisor had to leave early, she shnitted and had a horrible shit stain on the back of her pants.
Shnitted by arrears 2 worker January 3, 2011

snutted numbdude 

Noun

1. A dog made of boogers that spits on and licks everybody. Literally everybody.
A snutted numbdude comes out on Halloween and scares everybody.
snutted numbdude by Noriel Jarito February 11, 2023
Man, I snutted all up in that bitch last night
Snutted by Carebear5314 August 18, 2018

Shnitted 

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.
Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..
Shnitted by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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