shnouse

An alternative method of relating to a cigarette. Often
used amongst Ashkenazim within NW London, most notably
Golders Green. However, it has recently been moving across
London and even in to certain places in Eastern Europe.
See snouse.
This term is specifically used alongside Parlays as these are the essential type of cigarettes to endeavour.

Shloimi, u want a shnouse ya?

by Eli_M December 10, 2008

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

Shlouse

Often used for a girl to call her a slut, ugly, or a piece of shit. It is highly offensive to call a girl this and is a Carribean word

You shlouse

by Queen panda November 8, 2017

Shnause

Another word for a Big Nose.

"Wow, take a look at the Shnause on those clowns"

"I'd date her but her Shnause would always get in the way if we were to kiss"

by RobTheBang October 13, 2011

shmouse; shmousie

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

by Shmouse May 21, 2005

shousewife

Super Hot Housewife. A married chick of incredible beauty.

Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

shnoseberry

A corn infested shit nugget

"man you should of seen the massive shnoseberry I blew out my ass"

by MeganP May 20, 2008