Definitions by shmortsalot

shmort 

a smorgasbord of migdets

casting for willy wonka and the chocolate factory oompa loompas. shmort

shmort by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

shnort

A short person snorting like a little piggy.
The midget is about the same weight and height as a pig.
also the vertically challenged individuals tend to enjoy a nice blueberry waffle in the morning.

a midget walks into a bar and shnorts.
did you hear that shnort.

shnort by shmortsalot March 22, 2009