Shnorties

When flatulence (flatus expelled from one's anus) occurs. It is a synonym of fart. In some places in Canada (though it originated in NYC), when someone is shnortiesing, he has to call it. Sometimes when flatus is liquid, it can be called a wet shnorties.

*farts*Shnorties!

Shnorties by Potatomato16 September 8, 2015

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Shortism

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

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Snouties

Considered a delicacy in the British Isles, Snouties are the scrapings of the inner lining of a pigs snout. To extract the Snouties, one uses a spoon-like instrument called ‘the snoon’.

The congealed paste of nostril lining and nasal fluid is traditionally spread over bread as a starter to the main course of Haggis. The taste has often been described as gritty and earthy with a hint of elderberries.

During the swine flu outbreak of of 2009, this dish was temporarily placed on the 'dangerous dishes' list by the W.H.O, and was only consumed by the brave of heart.

Mother:"Who wants snouties for lunch!!"
Kids: "WE DO!!!!!"
Kids: "Please mummy...can we lick the snoon??"

Snouties by Mid Atlantic May 25, 2009