Shnorties

When flatulence (flatus expelled from one's anus) occurs. It is a synonym of fart. In some places in Canada (though it originated in NYC), when someone is shnortiesing, he has to call it. Sometimes when flatus is liquid, it can be called a wet shnorties.

*farts*Shnorties!

by Potatomato16 September 8, 2015

Shortism

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

Snouties

Considered a delicacy in the British Isles, Snouties are the scrapings of the inner lining of a pigs snout. To extract the Snouties, one uses a spoon-like instrument called ‘the snoon’.

The congealed paste of nostril lining and nasal fluid is traditionally spread over bread as a starter to the main course of Haggis. The taste has often been described as gritty and earthy with a hint of elderberries.

During the swine flu outbreak of of 2009, this dish was temporarily placed on the 'dangerous dishes' list by the W.H.O, and was only consumed by the brave of heart.

Mother:"Who wants snouties for lunch!!"
Kids: "WE DO!!!!!"
Kids: "Please mummy...can we lick the snoon??"

by Mid Atlantic May 25, 2009

The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.

Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!

by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

shortes

New Mexican for underwear.

"What brand are your shortes? They look good!"

by eljapatron January 24, 2015

shortie

A short, cute good looking girl.

Look at this shorty

by Krysti January 11, 2004

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

by Pmyplease October 24, 2019