shniple

When you get shit on your nipple

When u finish wiping ur rectum and don't realize that you have shit on ur finger because the toilet paper broke then you go to scratch ur nipple.... resulting in shniple.

by chalmers March 8, 2016

Sniple

The ultra-rare instance of sneezing three times in a row

sneeze, sneeeze, sneeeeze "God Bless you God Bless you God Bless you, damn i was getting sick of saying that"
it was a total sniple

by Grungebaby92 September 9, 2009

Shnipe

When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.

Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend

by Welsh20 November 29, 2011

Shnipple Shnap

A word used to respond to someone without actually having to know the topic of the conversation or the proper response.

Syn. - Filler, Idle Response

"Dude, I just saw Dukes of Hazzard and it was totally freakin' awesome! I love good cinema."

"Shnipple Shnap. I'm gonna go smok-a-bol."

by i.wms September 12, 2005

sniplet

Combination of the words sniper and nooblet.

Found in first person shooters, sniplets are usually children that use nothing but sniper rifles or other long ranged weapons. They contribute nothing to the welfare of the team, and tend to ramble incoherently like your typical nooblet.

Sniplet: omfg i baught a awp lol i cover brige now lol
Player: you are -2 and 12
Sniplet: wut?

by Imso Cool September 18, 2006

Emily Shipley

Emily shipley is absolutely amazing.

Everybody wants to be emily shipley..

Woahh that girl is SUCH an emily shipley

by chickenpoxxxxx November 24, 2010

Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

by rainielondon December 2, 2009