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When u finish wiping ur rectum and don't realize that you have shit on ur finger because the toilet paper broke then you go to scratch ur nipple.... resulting in shniple.

shniple by chalmers March 8, 2016

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Sniple

The ultra-rare instance of sneezing three times in a row

sneeze, sneeeze, sneeeeze "God Bless you God Bless you God Bless you, damn i was getting sick of saying that"
it was a total sniple

Sniple by Grungebaby92 September 9, 2009

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Shnipe

When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.

Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend

Shnipe by Welsh20 November 29, 2011

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Shnipple Shnap

A word used to respond to someone without actually having to know the topic of the conversation or the proper response.

Syn. - Filler, Idle Response

"Dude, I just saw Dukes of Hazzard and it was totally freakin' awesome! I love good cinema."

"Shnipple Shnap. I'm gonna go smok-a-bol."

Shnipple Shnap by i.wms September 12, 2005

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sniplet

Combination of the words sniper and nooblet.

Found in first person shooters, sniplets are usually children that use nothing but sniper rifles or other long ranged weapons. They contribute nothing to the welfare of the team, and tend to ramble incoherently like your typical nooblet.

Sniplet: omfg i baught a awp lol i cover brige now lol
Player: you are -2 and 12
Sniplet: wut?

sniplet by Imso Cool September 18, 2006

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Emily Shipley

Emily shipley is absolutely amazing.

Everybody wants to be emily shipley..

Woahh that girl is SUCH an emily shipley

Emily Shipley by chickenpoxxxxx November 24, 2010

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Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

Jordan Shipley by rainielondon December 2, 2009

aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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