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When you get shit on your nipple
When u finish wiping ur rectum and don't realize that you have shit on ur finger because the toilet paper broke then you go to scratch ur nipple.... resulting in shniple.
shniple by chalmers March 8, 2016
Words you can keep
The ultra-rare instance of sneezing three times in a row
sneeze, sneeeze, sneeeeze "God Bless you God Bless you God Bless you, damn i was getting sick of saying that"
it was a total sniple
Sniple by Grungebaby92 September 9, 2009
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When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.
Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend
Shnipe by Welsh20 November 29, 2011

Shnipple Shnap 

A word used to respond to someone without actually having to know the topic of the conversation or the proper response.

Syn. - Filler, Idle Response
"Dude, I just saw Dukes of Hazzard and it was totally freakin' awesome! I love good cinema."

"Shnipple Shnap. I'm gonna go smok-a-bol."
Shnipple Shnap by i.wms September 12, 2005
Combination of the words sniper and nooblet.

Found in first person shooters, sniplets are usually children that use nothing but sniper rifles or other long ranged weapons. They contribute nothing to the welfare of the team, and tend to ramble incoherently like your typical nooblet.
Sniplet: omfg i baught a awp lol i cover brige now lol
Player: you are -2 and 12
Sniplet: wut?
sniplet by Imso Cool September 18, 2006

Emily Shipley 

Emily shipley is absolutely amazing.

Everybody wants to be emily shipley..
Woahh that girl is SUCH an emily shipley
Emily Shipley by chickenpoxxxxx November 24, 2010

Jordan Shipley 

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!
"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"
Jordan Shipley by rainielondon December 2, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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