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Most typically over weight, bald Hispanic males who resembles Shrek. Usually seen wearing over sized NFL jerseys, shorts and high top basketball shoes.
Man, did you see that giant vato wearin' the Raiders jersey? He looked like a Shrexican.
by aldeshsa May 05, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The opposite of a whitexican.

Shrexican is the newest slang term to refer to Mexico's blue collar majority due to their actual physical resemblance to Shrek and Fiona in ogre form and their inappropriate behaviour while in public.

Shrexicans typically live in blue collar neighbourhoods but, in recent years, have been able to afford mansions in middle class neighbourhoods due to their totally legal business endeavours. You can usually hear regueton or banda music blaring from their houses on the weekends. Their speakers were likely purchased from Coppel or Elektra on credit at 0% interest for like, the next 10 years. Classy.

The women are usually single mothers with lots of baby daddy drama. They have tattoos, the newest iphone, acrylic nails, and cellulite to spare. They leave their kids at grandma's house to go to parties, and are very active on social media where they post statuses directed at all their jealous haters and lots of mirror selfies showing the silhouette of their butt implants in active wear even though they're not exactly active.

The men usually sport a fade, full beard, flashy shoes, an Hermes or Gucci belt buckle, and chunky gold jewellery. When he has the kids over the weekend, he gives them Takis and Coca Cola for breakfast and then takes them to the movies to watch something like "The Avengers". Enriching! But the day isn't over without a nice dinner at Little Ceasar's pizza and a fight with baby mama in front of the kids before dropping them off.
Regular family at the park: *has a nice, quiet picnic*

Shrexicans: *sets up grill next to them, blasts vulgar music from their bluetooth speakers, lets kids run and scream like wild animals, shrexican dad gets in a fight with at least 3 people, throws trash on the floor*
by chloemx January 30, 2021
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