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Slang nickname for a gay mongoloid midget. Talks about nothing but dicks and usually drives a car it thinks is super fast that it redlines everywhere while yodelling and playing with dildos. Smokes nothing but Reggie and snorts baking powder through a hollowed out black shlong. Says thing like "we lit" and "savage" too much to try to be cool but is dying from gay aids. Trying to catch one of these little bastards? Don't. Shoot on sight to avoid anal slurpage.
Does that midget need help reaching the top shelf?

No way that's a Shmela....it'll ruphee you and fuck your goldfish
by The Wise Panda February 08, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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