A person who just isn't on the level. Someone who isnt going to be helpful and doesn't want to be. Generally in the way and causing everyone else to do more than necessary to accomplish daily life tasks. Synonyms: Gump, Gomer, Clown, Ass, Loser.
That shmed who couldn't run his register wasted 10 minutes, and now I'm late.
Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.
Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.
by WDZynz March 10, 2019
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Dude that shmed looks like an "Umpa lumpa" but has a deep voice!
My uncle is a shmed! Hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!
My uncle is a shmed! Hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!
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An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky
e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again
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Get the Shmeda mug.A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.
I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!
by Michele19 October 1, 2018
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