Shmed 

A person who just isn't on the level. Someone who isnt going to be helpful and doesn't want to be. Generally in the way and causing everyone else to do more than necessary to accomplish daily life tasks. Synonyms: Gump, Gomer, Clown, Ass, Loser.

That shmed who couldn't run his register wasted 10 minutes, and now I'm late.

Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.

Shmed by WDZynz March 10, 2019

Shmed 

A fat midget with a deep voice.

Dude that shmed looks like an "Umpa lumpa" but has a deep voice!

My uncle is a shmed! Hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!

Shmed by xPapaxSmurfx1995x February 17, 2010

shmed 

A Ciggarette, US.
A Fag, British.

"Hey, give me one of them shmeds"
"Do you have any shmeds?"

shmed by drec September 23, 2005

shmed 

nick shrmens nickname

shmed is gay so go and say hii

shmed by pooo February 4, 2005

Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky

e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

Load Shedding by local south african fact spekr November 17, 2021

Shmeda

A slang word for the Alameda, a small city in the Bay, famous for that one in-n-out.

Yo Molly, so are we rollin’ up to the Shmeda tonight?

Shmeda by kkswizz May 13, 2021

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018