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the term shmalyssa is commonly used to define ugly hairless balls. mostly used among youngins, targeted towards women with long black hair extensions.

“hey.. u think that girls got shmalyssa ?”
“for sure, look at her hair!”

shmalyssa by nishandlishlovesnackwraps January 2, 2025

Words you can keep

Shalissa

Me nigga

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Beyonce? Nah they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.

Shalissa by Geegee347 May 14, 2015

Related Words

shmalyssa • shalyssa • shealyssa • Shalissa • salyssa • Sharyssa • Shlyssa • It’s a Malissa thing

Shalissa

Shalissa is a girl who likes to be kewl

“People usually tell me I took like shalissa”
“Who the fuck is that ?”
“Me bitch”

Shalissa by Daddy Is Delicious March 12, 2019

shalissa

A hilarious, pretty, and thicc gurl. Her best friend is Thiccynicki and Saphora the Explorer. She an amazing sense of style. She is very sweet and is not afraid to stick up for her besties.

Shalissa is back and better than everrrrrr.

shalissa by Thickynicki May 21, 2018

Shalissa

Two names put together (her mother Shelly and her aunt Melissa) make up Shalissa's beautiful name.

Shalissa is a strong, independent, caring and kind hearted woman. Shalissa lives to make others happy without any expectation of return. Shalissa may give and give until she has nothing left and yet still carry that smile on her face. Shalissa is one of a kind, like her name.

Shalissa works hard to acquire everything she wants in life.

Shalissa by AS1231 December 16, 2014

shealyssa

Usually a pick me girl who likes to fuck or do the whole school and constantly gets railed in the bathroom. Shealyssa’s are always ho’s that fuck the whole football team.

“Omg shealyssa is such a whore I bet she fucked all her friends”

shealyssa by GIRL YESSS!!! May 12, 2022

Shalissa

Shalissa is a girl who has long hair. Shalissa is a girl who has an A1 body. Shalissa is a girl who always walks on her feet. Shalissa is a girl who works at Logan's. Shalissa is a girl with huge lips! shalissa is a girl who has two hair colors in her head. Shalissa is a babe.

Random Nigga -"Shalissa come here!"

Shalissa - "Im to fly for you, bitch ass"

Random Nigga - "awh"

Shalissa by Philuping October 17, 2015

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026