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A very messy form of fellatio
I got a shlunky today and still have a puddle in my belly button
Shlunky by singlecelled November 16, 2009
a woman who isnt hesitant to jump on a random dick and brag about it later. who will perform oral sex in the bathroom of a party and proceed to open mouth kiss another male at the party. adj. ho, buster, runner and slut.
My guys wife gave me a flapjack then sucked my cock and kissed him after, what a shlucka!
shlucka by Patrick Farrel August 27, 2009

Ahhh, shucky-ducky now! 

A phrase used when you are running for the office of President of the United States of America and you wish to be immediatly disqualified.
Herman Cain: "Looks like some people ready party up in here! Ahhh, shucky-ducky now!"
Ahhh, shucky-ducky now! by dksf June 17, 2011
1. The suctioning sound of a penis while continuously penetrating the vagina.

2. At times used as an exclamation
1. Paul put his ear to the locked door of his parents bedroom and heard the noise "shluck shluck shluck" and immedietly knew what was going on. Thus, he was scarred for life.

2. "SHLUCK YEAH!"
shluck by mue February 28, 2008

shluck fuck 

The female version of a hand job.
Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

Shlucking 

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.
*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking
Shlucking by johncasper July 6, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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