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Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub
by Miguel February 16, 2005
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A fat lazy person who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.
Person #1 are you gona help me clean
Person #2 nah you can do it ur self
Person #1 ugh shlub
by HASHBROWN47 March 20, 2015
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A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub
The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.
by GaelicSpeakingSheepDude April 09, 2009
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A person who doesn't deserve to be alive, a useless, impeccable, inferiority to life itself, a literal waste of space.
by OGLEGENS January 24, 2016
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