A gay male who enjoys illegal drugs such as marijuana and LSD. Many shlangos are known to be hackers and also has a strange reputation for climbing the occasional telephone pole.
My friend on the baseball team is quite the shlango. He was smoking a doobie while climbing his telephone pole.
by Stinkin May 19, 2018
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by Abriel Ole September 15, 2016
Get the slango mug.Totally sucks. They don't even want to settle water issues in Selangor where water cuts are too frequent. But they never handle the matter.
Air Selangor is totally bullshit. They don't want to handle any water cuts. It is too frequent till we cannot take shower and brush our teeth. Cook? Oh no, how to cook without water? Maybe you can purchase from Kuala Lumpur if you're living in Petaling Jaya, Puchong, Ampang and so on, but what if those who're living far from KL like Sabak Bernam and Sepang?
But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.
Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.
But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.
Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.
by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023
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Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)
Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)
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