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When a woman's words are so smooth the man has to take a deep breath and take a second to figure out what just happened
I got shkills

She has shkills

It happened to me today

And that's the word she used
And I believe it
shkills by Yeti vortex February 8, 2020
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Bill Skills 

Exceptional prowess in any particular activity. Playing up to the idea that a person is so good at said activity. They could exploit that to make a profit/living. Airgo pay their bills.

Commonly known throughout the gaming community.

Bill skills can also be referred as "Skills to pay the bills".
Tiff: Alex how did you kill me then?

Alex: Bill Skills, mate.
Bill Skills by Br4nn3rs October 12, 2010

skills check 

a modern torture method formulated by some mental case. a surprise test on 5 surprise topics you've forgotten how to do which wastes half a lesson of learning time for students and takes up worthless time marking for some poor underpaid sod.
i'd rather shit in my hands an clap than do another bastard skills check

skillshaming 

"When you attack someone (in this case smash CPU AI) for their skill needlessly because you have a tiny penis, small forehead, and insecurity out the asshole."
"OH! There he goes! He admits to being a skillfag who has no respect for anyone that isn't himself, due to his low self-esteem!

Remember this, my egotistical riend; while you laugh behind your TV screen after "wrecking" a "scrub," they're just taking a break between their high-paying job's hours, unlike you, you disgusting NEET."
- Wierd guy on skillshaming
skillshaming by Mecha Leo February 11, 2015

people skills

Having the basic intelligence, charm, wisdom, and sense of humor to communicate and get along with strangers, usually the public, successfully.

Good people skills include honesty, sincerity, strong eye contact, communicative body language, and being all around friendly and helpful. Understanding the general tone, rhythms, and inflections of conversation and how to best address them is also a skill.
She lacks the people skills required to be in sales.
people skills by Nobody0000 August 24, 2011

Mad hunger skills 

To have extreme hunger, the act of being hunger. A state inwhich you must satisfy you hunger pangs.
I have eaten all day, I have "mad hunger skills".
Mad hunger skills by Adam Hobbs October 6, 2009

Skills Desert 

A place where it is difficult to acquire a specific type of skill. While all environments offer some skills, certain skills are hard to find in some environments. While some urban centers of higher learning are skills deserts for farming skills, they are a skills oasis for academic learning.
1. A meat eating convention is a Skills Desert for vegetarian skills.

2. An animal rights convention is a Skills Desert for barbecuing meat skills.
Skills Desert by IronMikey March 13, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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