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Phantom Shagger
A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013
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shkag • shag • shag band • shag tag • shagadelic • shag bag • shag carpet • Shag Ass • Shag-a-thon • shag muffin
Top Shagger WillNE
Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018
Shag Battle
The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.
Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as
"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as
"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."
Shag Battle by amadeusparasyte July 9, 2016
big shag
Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'
big shag by UrbanMyth123 December 6, 2016
Shag Dodger
A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..
All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.