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Hey, wait, Ive got a new complaint... I was assaulted by this guy and he needs to go to federal prison immediately... maybe learn some manners in there and maybe fix your teeth... if they have dentists in there... thatd be cool
Hey have you seen Shiwez?

Oh yeah! I just saw him move in next door he is so fricken pawsome!
shiwez by Sallysam35 May 6, 2022
Words you can keep
to take a shit and shower all in one trip to the bathroom
I took 40 minutes in the bathroom after my shiwer.
shiwer by gabriel cielak January 6, 2008
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Someone not known to shy away from a challenge and there is nothing they cannot handle. Instead, a 'Shawez' stands firm and invites any challenge with their arms open. There is no mistake that people see them as courageous and responsible leaders. Lives its life with its chin up and its head first. The Shawez's also have a unique nature and are also headstrong.
That guy is leading them like a Shawez.
Shawez by Mark Mclean November 1, 2011
The stupid Americanization of the German word scheiser
the idiot who wrote the original definition
shiezer by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

kuso shite shinezo

my favourite japanese insult - literally means "die shitting"

first jap - Bukkoroshite yaru zo!! (literally means i'm going to hit you to death)
second jap - kuso shite shinezo!!
big fight XD
kuso shite shinezo by japsarah October 1, 2007

shiezenhof 

To wear condoms on the unintended parts of your body.
Taylor likes to shiezenhof.
shiezenhof by hellokity254698 February 27, 2009
Shiwei is a name for a very merciful person, who is kind to everyone. He is also very hot and sexy. People with this name usually have a big long dick.
Shiwei is so kind.
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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