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Hey, wait, Ive got a new complaint... I was assaulted by this guy and he needs to go to federal prison immediately... maybe learn some manners in there and maybe fix your teeth... if they have dentists in there... thatd be cool
Hey have you seen Shiwez?

Oh yeah! I just saw him move in next door he is so fricken pawsome!
shiwez by Sallysam35 May 6, 2022
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to take a shit and shower all in one trip to the bathroom
I took 40 minutes in the bathroom after my shiwer.
shiwer by gabriel cielak January 6, 2008
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Someone not known to shy away from a challenge and there is nothing they cannot handle. Instead, a 'Shawez' stands firm and invites any challenge with their arms open. There is no mistake that people see them as courageous and responsible leaders. Lives its life with its chin up and its head first. The Shawez's also have a unique nature and are also headstrong.
That guy is leading them like a Shawez.
Shawez by Mark Mclean November 1, 2011
the idiot who wrote the original definition
shiezer by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

kuso shite shinezo

my favourite japanese insult - literally means "die shitting"
first jap - Bukkoroshite yaru zo!! (literally means i'm going to hit you to death)
second jap - kuso shite shinezo!!
big fight XD
kuso shite shinezo by japsarah October 1, 2007

shiezenhof 

To wear condoms on the unintended parts of your body.
Taylor likes to shiezenhof.
shiezenhof by hellokity254698 February 27, 2009
Shiwei is a name for a very merciful person, who is kind to everyone. He is also very hot and sexy. People with this name usually have a big long dick.
Shiwei is so kind.
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