shiezenhof

To wear condoms on the unintended parts of your body.

Taylor likes to shiezenhof.

by hellokity254698 February 27, 2009

Shizenhousen

Something that is of very bad or very poor quality.

Example 1 -
Man 1: Did you see the Phoenix Suns play yesterday.
Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.

Example 2 -
Man 1: So I fucked that girl last night
Man 2: I bet you were shizenhousen weren't you?
Man 1: *sigh* *bows head down in shame* Yep

Example 3:
Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
Teacher: Well fucking do it again coz it's shizenhousen!
Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.

by [Peter.x.=] January 3, 2009

shizenhower

When you become the President of the United States at 12.00, but end up in a state of surprise by 12.30

Mate: "Bro I shagged your mom last night!"
You: "Shizenhower"

by Does your momma know that? May 23, 2018