by jojijameson December 4, 2017

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:
For example:
Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!
by British School Slang February 7, 2020

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
by Julie Raven August 6, 2006

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"
by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out
FFSOMG
FFSOMG
Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!
by TheWettestMandem April 7, 2019
