shitty pete

the conition of one's penis after fucxkin Justina in the ass.

Justina gave me a shitty pete.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007