shitty lit

When Slayer joins the call and someone yells "You're Black!!!!!"

Slayer joined:
Slayer: Hi
Cookie: You're Black
Random: This party is shitty lit

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shitty little cunt

a person of such low substance and intellect that the word cunt or any combination of using the word cunt does not qualify.

i was going to marry that shitty little cunt until she ran off and fucked one of my best friends right before moving in with him.

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A sport in which competitors put empty overturned rectangular recycling bins atop skateboards and pilot them vehicle down hills.

Brendan and Bobby spent the afternoon shitty little car racing down Fawn Run until they had to quit due to too much road rash.

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The short-hand name for the flaming bag of poop prank

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A sex act when the Male takes a steamy, long, fat dump on the ladies mouth and lips.

Person 1: Hey Tyler, guess what i did last night?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You know that hot chick stacey, i shittylipped her.
Person 2: No way, that is fucken awesome!

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this word is what you say when your friend is on the phone with their parents and you want them to get into trouble

friend: hey mom

you: shittytittyfittyfuck

friend: you lil shit, Ma ill call you back.

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