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shitterstein by peaceoflondon June 2, 2009
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Shittertainment
Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.
Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?
Shittertainment by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008
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Shittertainment
Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.
Shittertainment by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014
Shittertainment
(Noun) - The item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.
Sup brah, you got any shittertainment in your crib? I gotta drop it like it's hot.
I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.
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I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.
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Shittertainment by Buster McGuiness August 26, 2014
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.