shitpinion

Expressing an irrational opinion on the subject or noun with no solid experience to back it up

“Dark Souls2!?!? that game is trash” Oh never mind him, that’s just Kevin expressing his shitpinion.

shitpinion by Hey-Zues Christ June 13, 2019

shitpigeon 

Shitpigeon is a type of bird. They are a genetically engineered species created by Mr. Ricky Pacific of Yankton, SD. He is currently in the process of introducing the species to the natural environment. They eat carp and and like to camp. Usually red in color, however there are a few that turned blue at about 18 weeks after hatching. They are esily trained and love to shit on cars.

Hey, look at that shitpigeon up in the sky, it just shit on my SUV!

shitpigeon by RickyPacific April 3, 2005

sispinion 

The proffesional opinion of a sister and/or girl.

"I think i'm gonna ask Muhammed out, what do you think"

"Well in my sispinion he's a douche"

sispinion by _fr@nk_ September 1, 2018

Shitmining 

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

Shitmining by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining 

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

shitmining by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

shittingonlukee 

shitting on lukee

HOLY FUCK! GABI IS SHITTINGONLUKEE !

shittingonlukee by real reese lukee hater tru December 12, 2021