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shitpigeon 

Shitpigeon is a type of bird. They are a genetically engineered species created by Mr. Ricky Pacific of Yankton, SD. He is currently in the process of introducing the species to the natural environment. They eat carp and and like to camp. Usually red in color, however there are a few that turned blue at about 18 weeks after hatching. They are esily trained and love to shit on cars.
Hey, look at that shitpigeon up in the sky, it just shit on my SUV!
shitpigeon by RickyPacific April 3, 2005

sispinion 

The proffesional opinion of a sister and/or girl.
"I think i'm gonna ask Muhammed out, what do you think"

"Well in my sispinion he's a douche"
sispinion by _fr@nk_ September 1, 2018

Shitmining 

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!
'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'
Shitmining by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining 

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.
Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"
shitmining by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

shittingonlukee 

HOLY FUCK! GABI IS SHITTINGONLUKEE !
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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