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shitoshma 

The name starts from a phrase in sanskrit. Hot and sweet as well cold and ruthless. Bound to be an avatar. Would you be blessed even if you see her once in your lifetime.
-So you mean that Shitoshma?
-Yeah, The one among thousands.
shitoshma by Drae01 November 25, 2021
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shitsuma 

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.
FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.
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Shitshaman 

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009

shitshank 

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.
Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!
shitshank by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007
Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.
Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit
shitshat by UrbanIce December 27, 2009

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps
that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep
shitshatter by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009

shitshape 

When something is not shipshape, i.e. it is in bad shape, is disorderly or untidy.
John: Boy, things aren't looking great over in Greece.

Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.

John: More like shitshape condition.
shitshape by elefb November 12, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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