Wow... today was a real shitgrinder. Road rage shootings, shots fired down the block. Murder, mayhem, death and destruction baby. Maybe tomorrow won't be such a shitgrinder of a day
We were having a great time on vacation in Martinique and then, my girlfriend lost her passport. It took us 2 days to straighten out. Bam, Shangrenade.
Early citation: record album title for guitar player Harvey Mandel.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).