shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar

bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*

shotmergency by Brotocol May 26, 2011

shitergency 

When you are having a bathroom emergency.

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.

shitergency by CharisAycock January 16, 2016

shemergency 

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005

shitmergency 

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

shitmergency by Lala May 13, 2005

Slutmergency

(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.

Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

-or-
"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"

Slutmergency by lmaowhat March 6, 2016

Shimergency 

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

Shimergency by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019