shite trumpet

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

shite trumpet by harrisishere January 16, 2008

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Shittrumpet

Gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.

"Dude, my ex turned out to be a total Shittrumpet."
"It's ok he wore those hideous pants anyway."

Shittrumpet by Milk carton December 2, 2014

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Shittrumpet

The act of ruining someone's day epically; raining on someone's parade,

John: That guy is such a shittrumpet!

Sue: Ugh, I KNOW. He always makes me feel like crap!

Shittrumpet by R.N.S August 4, 2010

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