Skip to main content

shitapony

When you have a stomachache so bad that it feels like you're going to shit out a pony.
Jake had some bad shitapony yesterday
Yeah, he almost shat one, didn't he?
by UnarousedNipples February 20, 2013
mugGet the shitapony mug.

shitaroni

After stubbing my toe I said "Shitaroni! I stubbed my toe."
by silvercrash February 21, 2010
mugGet the shitaroni mug.

Shitamon

When you spray apple cinnamon air freshner after pooping causing the two smells to merge.
Sandy: did you use all the air freshner?

Claire: no why?

Sandy: you smell like shitamon!
by DAL13 June 9, 2013
mugGet the Shitamon mug.

shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.
After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011
mugGet the shitonymity mug.

Shitagonga

To drop feces (shit) from a person's anus into another person's mouth. Then the person who received the shit to rub it all over her face and put it in her nose and earholes.
Me and my girlfriend did a shitagonga! It was amazing!
by Slintbug December 11, 2004
mugGet the Shitagonga mug.

shitonym

Goran is a shitonym, because goran means goran.
by un-gineer April 22, 2009
mugGet the shitonym mug.

Shitapottomus

When something is so messed up or when someone is so messed up you don't know how to explain them or it thats when you use this word.
john:dude i just lost my house my job my kids and wife where killed and i only have 5 months left to live.

kenny:Man thats shitapottomus.

Michael: your gamma is just so mean i don't know what to call here.

Heaven: yeah i know she's such a shitapottomus
by Bmn_92_nor January 6, 2012
mugGet the Shitapottomus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email