saltabetes 

High blood pressure
A word I’m sure my family made up but I don’t know

If you don’t stop eating all that salt, you gonna get saltabetes

saltabetes by 69;420 March 6, 2023

shitabetes 

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

shitabetes by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

Sarsabetes 

1) When you got sars and diabetes.

2) When you're ass is so sick, you got all the diseases.

"That mofo looks like he's about to die. He must have Sarsabetes!"

Sarsabetes by jive2jazz February 21, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008