saltabetes

High blood pressure
A word I’m sure my family made up but I don’t know

If you don’t stop eating all that salt, you gonna get saltabetes

by 69;420 March 6, 2023

shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

Sarsabetes

1) When you got sars and diabetes.

2) When you're ass is so sick, you got all the diseases.

"That mofo looks like he's about to die. He must have Sarsabetes!"

by jive2jazz February 21, 2013