saltabetes 

High blood pressure
A word I’m sure my family made up but I don’t know

If you don’t stop eating all that salt, you gonna get saltabetes

saltabetes by 69;420 March 6, 2023

shitabetes 

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

shitabetes by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

Sarsabetes 

1) When you got sars and diabetes.

2) When you're ass is so sick, you got all the diseases.

"That mofo looks like he's about to die. He must have Sarsabetes!"

Sarsabetes by jive2jazz February 21, 2013