shit uphill

extremely and painfully slow.

"Bob was very slow"
"HOW SLOW WAS HE?"
"He was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"

"Steve? youre answer?"
"Shit uphill Gene"

"Charles Nelson Reilly? Bob was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
CNR: "Hnn Hnn Hnn! I said 'a fat dog'"
"Uh.. ok. Richard Dawson,, 'shit uphill'?"
RD: "Shit uphill!"
"We have a match!"

by paul z ated May 4, 2014

push shit uphill

To persist at a task that one is clearly not capable of.

I let this stupid n00b think he could hack me even though I'm behind a PIX, just because I wanted to watch him push shit uphill.

by whytee September 28, 2005

pushing shit uphill

In Australian idiom, engaged in a hopeless task.

A: D'you reckon Davo's gonna crack it with that chick?
B: Nah mate. He's pushing shit uphill.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Push shit uphill

Taking another man up the back passage.

Derek likes pushing shit uphill

by Paulo November 20, 2003