Definitions by YoucancallmeFloyd
Asparagus
Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'
Asparagus by YoucancallmeFloyd January 4, 2009
hand condoms
hand condoms by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008
shit rolls up hill
a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )
Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'
shit rolls up hill by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008
Chillometer
How far you have to walk to calm down after being seriously pissed-off. A Chillometer can equal or exceed 1000 meters ( .625 miles )
I had to do a Chillometer after I found that my car had been booted! Then I did a second one, just to be sure.
Chillometer by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008
road-phlegm
( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
road-phlegm by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007
LOQO
( acronym ) 'Liquid Of Questionable Origin'
Pronounced as 'lo-quo' when spoken as a word.
Disgusting stuff that you'd rather not know the origin of.
Pronounced as 'lo-quo' when spoken as a word.
Disgusting stuff that you'd rather not know the origin of.
'When are you going to scrape them crusty old LOQO's out of the bottom of that fridge?? You like being a huge slob??'
'If you drop anything on the floor in a X-Rated Theatre, just leave it there. Even if it's your cell phone. Loqo city man! You don't want to know!!'
'If you drop anything on the floor in a X-Rated Theatre, just leave it there. Even if it's your cell phone. Loqo city man! You don't want to know!!'
LOQO by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007
LOQO
( acronym ) 'Liquid Of Questionable Origin'
Pronounced as 'lo-quo' when spoken as a word.
Disgusting stuff that you'd rather not know the origin of.
Pronounced as 'lo-quo' when spoken as a word.
Disgusting stuff that you'd rather not know the origin of.
'When are you going to scrape them crusty old LOQO's out of the bottom of that fridge?? You like being a huge slob??'
'If you drop anything on the floor in a X-Rated Theatre, just leave it there. Even if it's your cell phone. Loqo city man! You don't want to know!!'
'If you drop anything on the floor in a X-Rated Theatre, just leave it there. Even if it's your cell phone. Loqo city man! You don't want to know!!'
LOQO by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007