8 definitions by YoucancallmeFloyd

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )
Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 15, 2007
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( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.
Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 8, 2007
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How far you have to walk to calm down after being seriously pissed-off. A Chillometer can equal or exceed 1000 meters ( .625 miles )
I had to do a Chillometer after I found that my car had been booted! Then I did a second one, just to be sure.
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 15, 2007
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noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear
Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 14, 2007
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( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
by YoucancallmeFloyd November 13, 2007
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( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.

'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd September 25, 2007
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( acronym ) 'Liquid Of Questionable Origin'
Pronounced as 'lo-quo' when spoken as a word.
Disgusting stuff that you'd rather not know the origin of.
'When are you going to scrape them crusty old LOQO's out of the bottom of that fridge?? You like being a huge slob??'

'If you drop anything on the floor in a X-Rated Theatre, just leave it there. Even if it's your cell phone. Loqo city man! You don't want to know!!'
by YoucancallmeFloyd November 13, 2007
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