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Definitions by YoucancallmeFloyd

Asparagus 

( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.
Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'
Asparagus by YoucancallmeFloyd January 4, 2009

hand condoms 

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear
Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

shit rolls up hill 

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )
Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

Chillometer

How far you have to walk to calm down after being seriously pissed-off. A Chillometer can equal or exceed 1000 meters ( .625 miles )
I had to do a Chillometer after I found that my car had been booted! Then I did a second one, just to be sure.

road-phlegm 

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
road-phlegm by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007
( acronym ) 'Liquid Of Questionable Origin'
Pronounced as 'lo-quo' when spoken as a word.
Disgusting stuff that you'd rather not know the origin of.
'When are you going to scrape them crusty old LOQO's out of the bottom of that fridge?? You like being a huge slob??'

'If you drop anything on the floor in a X-Rated Theatre, just leave it there. Even if it's your cell phone. Loqo city man! You don't want to know!!'
LOQO by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007
( acronym ) 'Liquid Of Questionable Origin'
Pronounced as 'lo-quo' when spoken as a word.
Disgusting stuff that you'd rather not know the origin of.
'When are you going to scrape them crusty old LOQO's out of the bottom of that fridge?? You like being a huge slob??'

'If you drop anything on the floor in a X-Rated Theatre, just leave it there. Even if it's your cell phone. Loqo city man! You don't want to know!!'
LOQO by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007