shit stripe

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.

Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!

by Webgrunt January 16, 2006

Shit Strip

When you’re taking a shit that’s so uncomfortable and hard to get out that you ended up stripping all your clothes.

James was struggling taking a shit strip.

by NotFunnyButStiFunny September 7, 2018

shit strike

instead of sign petition you become petition
forget taking a shit men tomorrow we die hey?
be generous if you have shit petition sometimes

you must go even if world says it's safe to die?!
A beautiful butterfly in the wind again? No shit!

N'importe de shit! The French the call of shitty and turned of the gaming console. Shit strike mes freres!

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

Strip-shit

Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.

A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022