shit strike

instead of sign petition you become petition
forget taking a shit men tomorrow we die hey?
be generous if you have shit petition sometimes

you must go even if world says it's safe to die?!
A beautiful butterfly in the wind again? No shit!

N'importe de shit! The French the call of shitty and turned of the gaming console. Shit strike mes freres!

shit strike by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

shit stripe 

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.

Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!

shit stripe by Webgrunt January 16, 2006