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shit squid 

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
shit squid by derekjaydj October 12, 2019
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shit squid 

A white girl that likes Latino men. Similar to a mud shark.
Cassa keeps sending nudes to that Mexican guy. She's such a fucking shit squid.
shit squid by Ray Penn-Boyes November 12, 2015

Squid Shit 

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
Squid Shit by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.
Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

Shit Squad 

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.
The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.
Shit Squad by TheFiend138 December 4, 2014

shitquidity 

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea
1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.
shitquidity by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

shitquid 

Diarrhea, watery feces, liquidy shit
Dude, I had major shitquid last night and now my sphincter's burning.
shitquid by Rob Lovering March 16, 2006
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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