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shit shed 

Dude, he's in the shit shed. Let's knock it over!
shit shed by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Shit Shed Entry Program 

The planning before anal sex.
Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.
Shit Shed Entry Program by Zonal K October 3, 2019

shed shit 

Stuff you do behind a shed; esp. eating a girl out, pissing, and laughing at people eating a girl out.
Man, that one kid tries to say he doesn't like blow jobs cuz they are nasty, but he shouldn't be judging after that shed shit.
shed shit by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007

shed-shit 

Illicit or embarrassing activities such as urinating, smoking marijuana, or giving (not receiving) oral sex. Named after the idea that one might prefer to do these activities behind a shed.

This is a common colloquialism in south-eastern Wisconsin.
Man that party was fun, but it got hilarious when we caught him doing that shed-shit.
shed-shit by The Real Nuge November 29, 2007

Shed Shit 

The type of thing someone would do behind a shed, usually illicit, nasty, or embarrassing things.

eg. smoking pot, giving oral sex, urinating
We made fun of him for weeks after we caught him doing that shed shit.
Shed Shit by A. Nuggs November 24, 2007

Shit in the shed 

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.
I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!
Shit in the shed by J_N_C August 5, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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