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Shit Roulette

When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.
Shit Roulette by IShitALot September 14, 2014

shit roulette

After wiping your ass from taking a shit, you quickly slap yourself in the face with the paper. Chances are there is going to be shit on the paper, sometimes there isn't due to the ghost shit.
After I played Shit Roulette there was a residue of hershey squirts on my cheek.
shit roulette by Shane Marquis October 30, 2007

Shit Roulette

Here's how to play: You and your buddies smoke weed in a pipe and pass it around the circle. Players keep hitting the bowl until someone sucks the ashes into their mouth (a.k.a. shit in the mouth).
We played shit roulette last night and left with black tongues.
Shit Roulette by Scatmouth December 26, 2013

Shit Roulette

Taking one laxative from a package that claims each dose is different.
Well I was constipated, but now I might be able to shit normal. Or EVERYWHERE!! And it's all thanks to these Shit Roulette pills.
Shit Roulette by SH4D0WH47CH37 September 7, 2014

Shit roulette

Noun

1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.

2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.
“ hahaha your bum got poopy because you lost shit roulette
Shit roulette by Musical spirits January 17, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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