shit pouch 

Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.

Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.

shit pouch by Hawks17 November 28, 2015

Shit Pouch 

Mainly used in the gaming industry as an insult, derived from the Dutch as "Stront Pouch" to blame or insult other players as a result of their actions during gameplay ie: squad players/ team mates or enemies in game chat.

Bob: "Jeffrey is going psycho! He's on another rampage again"

Ricardo: "Yeah he's a real shit pouch"

Shit Pouch by The Welsh Guy January 10, 2017

shit pouch 

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

shit pouch by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

shitcouched 

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.

Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

shitcouched by a who in whoville October 19, 2011

Shittouch 

The action of touching someones shit.

"I went to the toilet and after i was some shitting, i shittouch"

Shittouch by Graham910 November 23, 2020