Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

by ReaboUD April 29, 2022

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Puking on a Pile of Shit

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.

I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN

by BlowJoeeee September 24, 2013

Shitoking

Watching TikTok while on the toilet

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.

by Leozard September 4, 2022

shitpuking

when you are in the special situation of vomiting feces.

"mom?! i'm pooping out of my mouth! i'm shitpuking!!!"

by PrinceInFrog May 14, 2012

shitposing

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.

Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"

by anonymous March 2, 2022

shitposing

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.

Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"

by Randymations March 2, 2022