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Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.
Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

Puking on a Pile of Shit 

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.
I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN

Shitoking 

Sorry I'm late, was shitoking.
Shitoking by Leozard September 4, 2022

shitpuking 

when you are in the special situation of vomiting feces.
"mom?! i'm pooping out of my mouth! i'm shitpuking!!!"
shitpuking by PrinceInFrog May 14, 2012

shitposing 

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.
Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"
shitposing by anonymous March 2, 2022

shitposing 

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.
Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"
shitposing by Randymations March 2, 2022