The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011
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Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.
Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.
Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.
by ArtAdams May 16, 2010
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A) To really mess up badly.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.
"Dude you totally Shit the Nest last night man"
"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"
"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"
by Ashley Devon West August 5, 2009
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Yeah, you really shit your nest when you insulted his wife yesterday.
Yeah, you really shit your nest when you insulted his wife yesterday.
by dkblue April 25, 2011
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Get the Shit the Nest mug.Don't try to have a meaningless fling with the girls in your
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
FOOLISH BOY- Man, I saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
by BBLeroyB April 24, 2008
Get the DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST mug.a tech start up that manages to survive despite having a bad business idea and substandard executive leadership. First used by an unnamed recruiter to describe an unnamed company. Ultimately it is a place that you would not want to work!
Recruiter: "where are you working now"
Candidate: "XYZ Company"
Recruiter: "that place is a shitnest"
Candidate: "XYZ Company"
Recruiter: "that place is a shitnest"
by llewdib October 14, 2011
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