shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.

Nerds: They ruined long hair, animation, and now S&M. Is there anything those Shit Midas's don’t destroy?

shit midas by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

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Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)

Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.

Shit-Midas by Reglet June 4, 2025

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midas touch of shit

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.

"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."

midas touch of shit by VioletSays December 22, 2016

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shitmiasmasus

Taking a shit so putrid that it fills the air with a tangible miasma of shit. Causes other people to vacate the vicinity immediately

John just took a shitmiasmasus, RUN!

shitmiasmasus by shitmiasmasus December 27, 2009

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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